Sturgill Simpson Returns In “Waffle House”

Sturgill Simpson Returns In “Waffle House”


>>Stephen: OH, HEY! HEY, FOLKS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION. HAS ANYBODY HERE EVER BEEN TO
THE WAFFLE HOUSE? THEY’RE PREDOMINANTLY A SOUTHERN
THING. STARTED IN THE SOUTH. I GREW UP IN SOUTH CAROLINA
(CHEERING) WHEN I WAS A KID, REALLY
STARTING IN HIGH SCHOOL, AFTER ME AND MY FRIENDS, LIKE ONE OF
MY BEST FRIENDS, CHIP HILL, THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, THAT’S ME IN THE
BACKGROUND, THERE IS CHIP BEING POSSESSED BY, LET’S SAY, A NEED
TO GO TO WAFFLE HOUSE LATE AT NIGHT. WE WOULD ALWAYS GO TO THIS ONE
WAFFLE HOUSE IN CHARLESTON AND ORDER THE LEFT SIDE TO HAVE THE
MENU. WE WROTE A SONG CALLED NO SHIRT,
NO SHOES, NO KNUCKLE HEADS. WE DID IT ON THE SHOW, SHOWED IT
TO WAFFLE HOUSE AND THEY PUT IT ON THE DAMN JUKEBOX! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
AND I DIDN’T BELIEVE THEM. SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE EXACT
WATCHING HOUSE THAT I SPENT MY CHILDHOOD AT TO SEE WHETHER THEY
HAD REALLY DONE IT AND TO GET A TASTE OF THE WAFFLE HOUSE
LIFESTYLE. JIM?>>HI, I’M HERE WITH STURNLGLE
SIMPSON. WE’RE ABOUT TO GO INTO THE
WAFFLE HOUSE I SPENT MY YOUNG DRUNKENNESS IN AND WE’LL PLAY
OUR SONG OFFICIALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE JUKEBOX. THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>ABSOLUTELY STOKED. READY? . COME ON! WHOA! (LAUGHTER)
>>OW! WHOO! IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.>>WELL, STURGLE, WHAT DOES IT
MEAN TO YOU TO HAVE YOUR SONG ON THE WAFFLE HOUSE JUKEBOX?>>I COULD NEVER IMAGINE THIS
COULD BE A REALITY.>>Stephen: I KNOW THE
FEELING. I CAN HONESTLY SAY, AS LONG AS
MY FAMILY ISN’T WATCHING, THAT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING
THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. BEFORE THE WORLD HOUSE PREMIERE,
WE WANTED TO MEET WAFFLE WAFFLE HOUSEMATES. ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?>>ARE YOU GUYS HOT RIGHT NOW? NO! I DON’T DRINK. WANT TO PARTY? KEVIN. NO. KEVIN. YES. YES, YOU DO. YES, BE HONEST.>>I AM. THIS IS NOT MY FIRST TIME TO
THE WAFFLE RODEO. ALL RIGHT?>>OKAY. LOOK IN HIS EYES, LOOK AT
STURGLE’S EYES. DON’T BULL (BLEEP) HIM, KEVIN.>>Stephen: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN GROWING YOUR HAIR?>>TEN YEARS.>>Stephen: THE CARPET MATCHES
THE DRAPES, GUYS. FINALLY WE HIT THE WAFFLE HOUSE
MOTHER LOAD, WHAT APPEARED TO BE FOUR EXTRAS FROM DAZED AND
CONFUSED.>>WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN ALL
NIGHT?>>Stephen: YOU GUYS NOT
GETTING MUCH SLEEP LATELY OR SOMETHING? WHAT’S UP?>>ALL RIGHT, WE’RE COOL. WE’RE TOTALLY COOL.>>Stephen: YOU GUYS COOL? OBVIOUSLY.>>Stephen: AND EVERYTHING WAS
COOL, UNTIL STURGLE THOUGHT HE SPOTTED A KNUCKLEHEAD.>>DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH
HIM. DO NOT. FIGHT IT. IT IS NOT WORTH IT. YOU DON’T WANT ANY PART OF THIS. I’VE SEEN IT 50 TIMES. THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU LOOK AT
HIM. DO NOT LOOK AT HIM. DO NOT — DO NOT —
>>Stephen: CRISIS AVERTED. IT WAS FINALLY TIME FOR OUR
JUKEBOX PREMIERE. FIRST, THE HASH BROWN MAIDEN
SCATTERED AND SMOTHERED THE RED CARPET. THEN WE CHECKED OUT THE
COMPETITION.>>HUH! LOOK AT THAT! I DON’T SEE ANY SONGS BY KANYE
OR BEYONCE ABOUT THE WAFFLE HOUSE.>>NO EASY. I DIDN’T SEE THE GENIUS
BEETHOVEN ON THERE EITHER. STURGLE1 LUDWIG ZERO. READY, DO IT. (LAUGHTER)
Y’ALL READY TO GET YOUR MINDS BLOWN? (CHEERING)
♪ ♪
♪ YOU WANT SOME GOOD FOOD ♪
♪ THEY GOT WAFFLES AND BACON BUT AN ALL STAR BREAKFAST COMES WITH
RULES ♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪ NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO
KNUCKLEHEADS ♪>>Stephen: HEY, STURGLE,
CHECK IT OUT! (APPLAUSE)
>>WHAT?! (LAUGHTER)
>>MAN!>>Stephen: MAN, I LOVE YOU —
WAFFLE HOUSE! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: THANK YOU,
STURGLE! “NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO
KNUCKLEHEADS” IS NOW OFFICIALLY ON EVERY WAFFLE HOUSE JUKEBOX IN
AMERICA. AND EVERYONE SHOULD PLAY IT AT
LEAST FIVE TIMES WHENEVER THEY’RE AT WAFFLE HOUSE, OR
— WE’LL BE

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    Andrew Schiavo

    Colbert looks like he would get his ass kicked at a waffle house. He also doesnt look like he would ever eat there

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    this is brak's pu don't touch it

    I slept in a waffle house for two years after high school I should of got a job there but that wouldn't be fun work from home.

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    rocky jaydog

    The waffle house is an experience not to be missed. We stopped at one in Alabama. Our waitress was about 30 years old and she had lost all of her teeth except one black tooth in front. The funny thing about it was she kept flirting with me when she came to the table and would give me a big smile. Didn't matter that she had only one black tooth. The cook had a cigarette dangling from her mouth while she cooked. Food was not too good but I loved it because of those two characters. One thing I learned is that the waffle house has their own disaster trained crew and are often the first on the ground in areas that suffered a natural disaster, like a hurricane. They make sure that there is a place open for people to get food and water.

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    Darin- USMC B- 85-93

    My buddy Ole Colt Ford has a very funny song about the Waffle House!
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_KT-SmNuNc#

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    Lisa Daffron

    I was gonna commit suicide, until I watched this video. Thanks, Sturgill and Stephen, for making a smile come back on my face.

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    OUR Republic- Never Give In

    Sturgill is hanging out with communist pawns now?
    Fuck Colbert and his cockbreath spewing demoRat bullshit. Major points lost Sturgill, pick a fucking team.

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    Jay McNally

    Has anyone ever noticed that there is a picture of Eddie Murphy on the wall of just about every Waffle House?

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    Esteban Funk

    Jim Gaffigan once said of Waffle House, "Imagine a gas station bathroom…that sells waffles."

    I've been to waffle house once. I would have to agree with Mr. Gaffigan.

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    Bo Reynolds Radio

    Pardon my language please, but this is the greatest fucking thing I've ever watched! Bravo! Well done!

    BO Reynolds

    Highway 98.1 Radio

    Fort Walton Beach, Florida

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    S C

    This innocent story on The Waffle House was true until April 22, 2018, a white supremacist trump supporter murdered 4 people of color at the Waffle House in Tennessee.  James Shaw, an African American tackled the white murderer and was injured taking the assault rifle from him.  Mr. Shaw , a college educated black man, who is a father and works for corporate giant, AT&T, is a hero, and since he does not fit the stereotype trump has of black males being thugs and gangbangers, trump has not tweeted condolenscses to the victims' families or THANKED the African American 29 year old hero, who saved many other's lives.

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    InsideMoney Fox

    i wish sturgill would have left the part of the original spng that says i spent all my money on weed and pills

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    Richard Marchant

    I like Carson, love Leno can't say enough about Colbert though I'm a Canadian I never miss your show love the Trump stuff

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    Jason

    WOW!!! a mainstream late night show that did something other than Trump bashing. i did not think that happened anymore. keep this up, and you may get the other half of the country watching again.

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    5 Pounds of Possum

    You know you're from the South when you aren't surprised to see the words "naked woman," "rampage" and "Waffle House" in the same sentence.

    (Google search the key words in quotations above for the news article.)

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    DC BigTurbo

    Waffle House is the single reason I live in the South. Also so my vote can count since I'm in the biggest swing state in the country

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    Alan Frank

    The affle House is the best drunk/sober food you will ever eat. Comfort food. Drunk fucks tryin to put some sort of "nutrition" in their gut to keep from a two day hangover and DDs filling their belly on the drunk fucks dime. Merrica

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    Sean Kratovil-Lavelle

    Sturge was already one of my favorite musicians.

    Now I find out he’s got an amazing sense of humor.

    I’m this close to going gay for this dude.

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    MechanicalAnimal

    Sturgill Simpson and Chris Stapleton are making me like Country music again. I had given up after the Marty Stewart/Brooks and Dunn era.

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