Sesame Street: House of Bricks (House of Cards Parody)

Sesame Street: House of Bricks (House of Cards Parody)


FRANK UNDERWOLF: It’s
a tale as old as time, three pigs, three houses. Straw, sticks, bricks. But only one that I really want
to get into, the White Brick House, the strongest
of them all. These others are just in my
way, but not for long, because in this town you have to know
which way the wind is blowing. And right now, it’s
about to get very windy. Well, now, hello
there, little Pig. My, what a fine house you
have built out of straw. The weakest of
building material. This is almost going
to be too easy. PIG: I know you. You’re Frank Underwolf, the
biggest and baddest of them all. FRANK UNDERWOLF: Some
people say there’s too much pork in this town. I could not agree more. Little pig, little
pig, let me in. PIG: Not by the hair
of my chinny-chin-chin. FRANK UNDERWOLF: Well,
then I’m afraid you’ve left me no choice. I’ll just have to huff and
puff and blow your house down. PIG: You’re full
of hot air, Frank. FRANK UNDERWOLF: Exactly. [BLOWING] Worked like a charm. [LAUGHTER] Where once there were three
houses, there are now only two. 3 take away 1 on leaves 1, 2. But my work here
is not yet done. PIG: I am telling
you, Frank Underwolf is blowing down houses. FRANK UNDERWOLF: As we
used to say back home, sometimes to get
what you want, you’ve got to be a bit of a blowhard. PIG: He says, then
“I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down.” [SCREAMING] [BLOWING] FRANK UNDERWOLF:
A thing of beauty. So much for their little houses. Now that I’ve gotten
those two out of the way, there’s only one house left. 3 houses to take away
2 leaves 1 more house. The White Brick House. All right, boys, let’s not make
this harder than it has to be. Little pigs, little
pigs, let me in. PIGS: OK. PIG: It’s all yours. PIG: Sir, PIG: Excuse me. FRANK UNDERWOLF:
Well, lookie here. Now the White Brick
House is mine. Finally, I get what I deserve. PIG: OK, now, guys. Huff and puff. [BLOWING] [SCREAMING] [LAUGHTER] PIG: Our plan worked. PIG: We fooled you. PIG: Yeah, this wasn’t a
house of bricks at all. It was just a house of cards. [LAUGHTER] PIG: 3 houses take
away 3 houses leaves 0. There are no houses
left for you. [LAUGHTER] FRANK UNDERWOLF: Well, sometimes
you win and sometimes you lose, and this time the cards
were stacked against me. PIG: Hey, who you
talkin’ to anyway? COOKIE MONSTER: What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, whoa, stop the music. Me can’t have
cookie for partner. COOKIE: Why not? COOKIE MONSTER: This why not. Cookie! [CHEWING AND SCREAMING]

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    Stephen Gilberg

    Gee, some revenge. Things end up just as if he'd blown the last house down himself.

    I also see that Muppet wolves have gotten no more realistic over the decades. What a long tail.

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    Nessa Nguyen

    This is TOO genius: "Some people say there's too much pork in this town. Frank Underwolf could not agree more."

    That accent though =))

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    Alice Simpson

    Having just seen the final episode of the season, this will feed my need for MORE Frank Underwood. Fun!

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    Scribejay

    So did Frank Underwolf just dismantle the Legislative and Judicial branches of government to rule solely through the Executive only to have his rule counter-couped by the very bodies he deposed? What is this saying about the flimsiness of government? Is any solidness of the Executive branch just a mask? Will I mute replies to the post tomorrow or in the next hour? It was a terrible idea to read this skit as a metaphor.

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    TheShah

    Big Bad Wolf in front of the Capitol:  "Some People Say there's too much Pork in this Town.  I could not agree more."

    Well-said Seasame Street… well said.

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    FD S

    Ah yes, the three branches of government. The legislative, the judiciary and, lastly, the executive.
    One flimsier than the other.

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    Renee` Hill

    I watch my two year old grandson one or two days a week and a lot of
    children's programming will make you want to run down the street
    screaming after a while. My grandson got a kick out of me laughing so
    hard at this episode. We always watch Sesame Street together. He likes
    Curious George and if you're into self-torture watch that one with a
    two year old twice a week. When that's on I find other things to do
    that's more tolerable like the dishes, scrubbing the toilet, cleaning
    the cat box, etc..

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    Matthew Wilson

    Once upon time there are three little pigs.
    The first one built his house out of hay.
    The second one built his house out of sticks.
    The 3ed one built his house out of bricks.
    A wolf knocks 2 of the houses.
    The wolf jump in to the chime.
    THE END.

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    kuryamtl

    Anyone not noticed the 3 houses represents the 3 branches of government? Congress, the supreme court and the white house? Especially the statues, loved that detail.

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    jack mikkelsen

    egentlig er det lidt svært, at potentielt ikke blive lidt skuffet, men jeg glæder mig til en ny sæson House of Cards på Netflix,

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    joshua s

    even though am ten years old I personally think that they should make a back to the future version of this famous puppet show

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    Stephie2007

    Foreshadowing? Because "House of Cards" is going to be cancelled after the 6th season due to recent events involving assault allegations against Kevin Spacey? 🤷🏻

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    Richard Thompson

    Underwolf won't be in the final season, after his muppet was accused by another muppet of trying to puppeteer him without consent.

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    lemon lime

    The Straw House is The Capitol

    The Stick House is The Supreme Court Building

    The Brick House is The White House

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