Pound House 17 – Buckles

Pound House 17 – Buckles


(slow piano music)
(gate creaking) (board motor purring) (glass breaking) (lively, upbeat music) (customers conversing) – [Doug] Brent. – Uh, hello, Sir. Welcome to Montgomery Ward. How can I help you today? – Brent, come on it’s me, Doug. Don’t you recognize me? – Um, I can check in the
back if you want me to, but pretty much everything
we got is on the shelf. – What? No, I’m not, I’m, I’m here to apologize. I’m sorry that I yelled at you and stuff. – Buckle say what? – Brent, the cute girl
that lives next door to me thinks I’m a creep, and
I need you to help me. – Oh, you mean Debora? – Oh, is that her name? Debora? – Look, with all due respect, and as you were once my prime knuckle, I’ma have to pass. – Brent, come on, man. – What’s all this talking? – Oh, he’s just a friend of mine. I’m just talking to my friend. – Montgomery Ward doesn’t
allow personal interaction during business hours. – Buckle say what? – What?
– Exactly. – Brent, forget this knuckle, let’s scram. – Good, Doug, you’re learning. You know what? We’re gonna go to your house and we’ll hatch a fool-proof plan. Let’s go. (lively, upbeat music) (air rushing) – Hey Brent, check out this
beat I’ve been workin’ on. (rap music) ♫ Doug’s gotta fat dick ♫ Debora’s suckin on it ♫ She lick a nickel to the tip, tip, tip ♫ Brown nickel to the knuckle pig ♫ Doug’s gotta fat dick ♫ Debora’s suckin on it ♫ She lick a nickel to the tip, tip, tip ♫ Brown nickel to the knuckle pig ♫ I got my knuckles on crack ♫ And my nickels on stack ♫ Driving fast with my nickel Brent ♫ Acorns on blast ♫ Brent’s my big knuckle ♫ Spare a nickel for a big suckle ♫ Debora better buckle ♫ And get ready for the Doug fuckle ♫ Nickels get jelly when
they see me on the telly ♫ All y’all knuckles
better buckle up a little ♫ Huckleberry knuckles get ♫ The Dougleberry chuckles ♫ Nickels better act right ♫ Or they’re gonna get the apple bite ♫ The beat ain’t right ♫ The girl ain’t right ♫ He da prime pimp, ple, ple, ple ♫ Nico Nico to the pig buckle ♫ Quench lip on that fatty squid ♫ Acorn into chocolate, a, a, a ♫ The beat ain’t right ♫ A, a, a ♫ The girl ain’t right, a, a, a ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel,so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel (slow, melodic music) (slapping) (exploding) (upbeat techno music)

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    SRNF

    Randomly start saying "Nickels better act right or they're gonna get the apple bite". Trust me it works wonders.

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    Kyle Avent

    ah i love Pound House so much! "brown Nickle to the knuckle pig" just got put up there with "slurpy good!" and "you make dope beats?" as some of my favorite quotes.

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    MFgabesylar3030

    SERIOUSLY, any predictions for this show? My two cents, I think the premise so far is Doug has been losing his mind, which, in this strange world, means he is actually gaining one. I think this song is going to be a number hit coming up soon, and both are going to have to deal with stardom (and nico nico mansion2.0). Series will end like The Dark Tower series connecting the last episode into the first episode. And endless loop of endless loops. "SLURPEE NO ICE"

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    Ciravem

    I'm probably reading into it WAY too far but after watching the pound house series a million times, I have a theory about the series. It starts with Doug kinda lost in his life, (internet dating / seeming depressed and shit) and then all of a sudden, Brent comes into his life as a strange dude from craig's list trying to buy his bear beanbag. Although Doug gets confused by Brent, he sorta keeps him in his life as a point of interest (he's once asked if Brent is his friend and Doug says he's not really sure.)

    Also, when Doug is asked to hang out doing something obscure like checking out a garden, he says 'sure, sounds like somethin different' or when John C Reilly's character asks if Doug wants to eat a worm, as it will 'help him grow strong', Doug reluctantly takes the offer saying ' I don't give a shit, I'll eat it."

    I think the whole point of this series is when life feels like shit, just take whatever comes your way and step outside your comfort zone. Even if it feels weird, it can lead to something good.

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    Will Ferrel

    i bought a hammok from montgomery ward for like damn near 200 only to find out i could have done the same with a tarp and a couple tie downs

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    Will Ferrel

    nuck im on this comment section more than anyone yall should have me on the show im hella strange looking

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    Majic Freeman

    I named my dog Buckley after Jeff Buckley, but he gets called Buckles the most….

    So, my new thing is when he wines or borks at me I just ask "Buckles say what?!"

    too perfuct.

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    J

    "And get ready for the Dough fuckle…

    (raspy flow) Nickels get jelly when they see me on the telly"

    the bars… the delivery… magic…

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    Ian Rafferty

    Does this qualify as sexual harassment? Please, please don't sign a NDA, Debborrahh; rather, pursue maximum civil and criminal penalties.

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    james quall

    The only thing that even remotely touches the perfection of pound house is Tim and Eric awesome show great job! This is comedic genius at it's finest!!!

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    bravetherainbow

    Why's Brent trying so hard to avoid directly saying the n-word, he already did it a bunch on Gangster Party Line

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    Anothervictim87 crushed

    Is this the Montgomery award in panorama city? Shits been closed down for decades bro and they still haven't done shit with it.

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    Adam Z.

    i wanna see trevor in more episodes. "montgomery ward doesn't allow personal interaction during business hours."

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