Ellen’s Got Real Estate Tips

Ellen’s Got Real Estate Tips


– I love real estate,
and I think people know that. I love to buy houses,
I like to sell houses. When I order a drink,
I’d like it to be on the house. And–
[laughter] I always want to know what
houses are out there, so I’m always looking at
the real estate listings. But you have to know
how to read them, because they use these
secret codes, and they put in things that seem
positive, and they’re not, so since I know a few things
about homes, and as the creator of HGTV’s
“Ellen’s Design Challenge,” Mondays at 9:00–
[cheers and applause] Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
I thought I would point out a few things to watch for
when you’re buying a house. Let’s look at the first one
right here. This one says “two-bedroom,
two-bath condo with potential.” [laughter] You gotta look out for
that word “potential,” because “potential” means that
the yellow mold could potentially grow into
black mold. [laughter] Let’s see the next one. “One of a kind, two bedrooms,
five-bath house.” Okay, “one of a kind”
is another red flag. The builder never made another
one, because he’s in prison. Okay?
[laughter] He’s been sued,
and he can’t make another one. And my–what I would look at, who needs a two-bedroom house
with five bathrooms? [laughter] I don’t think you need a house,
you need a doctor, that’s what I think.
[laughter] You don’t need that many
bathrooms. There’s two people in there. Here’s another one. “Cozy studio apartment.”
Okay, “cozy”… means “teeny,
teeny, teeny, tiny, tiny… teeny, teeny, tiny.” If you are the person that
prefers to sit in the middle seat on
an airplane, this is for you.
[laughter] That’s what that place is going
to be like. And here’s something that
seems good: “Three-bedroom, two-bath house.
Seller is motivated.” “Seller is motivated” means this
house is currently on fire. [laughter] He wants to sell quickly.
[laughter] All right, and very quickly:
“classic” means “old,” “retro” means “old,” “original” means “old,” “good bones,”
“old bones,” [laughter] “newer” means
“about to be old.” [laughter] The “er” on the end. And I hope that helps you
if you’re looking for a house. And right now I’m going to use
my good bones for this dance.

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    Chitown Kk

    Wooop woop not planning on buying a house anytime soon because im amazingly broke BUT i love ellen SO much that i even watched this real estate tip video xD

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    Patricia Robertson

    One day Ellen I will be able to afford a house, you are the funniest person on the planet, with love that matches Ghandi and wealth that matches Oprah. I am from Glasgow, a writer about to go to university with no money, but got accepted over the phone in 10 mins.

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    lucy jo-key

    Ellen is very smart,'cause she is able to me you laugh and at the same time make easy money–i wonder how many people have started to look for those real estates,–am one of them

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    Anda Kasapi

    Oh gosh, i though it said Tits instead of tips! I was like WTF??!?
    And after seeing that there was nothing going on with tits, i saw the title once more and i was like: Ohhhh so thats what this is all about😂… Not that i'm interested in tits, trust me😉

    P.s. LOVE U ELLEN

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    Simranjeet Singh

    Who saw "3 Bedroom/2.5 Bathroom house." at 2:04. What does that mean to have a "2.5 Bathroom"? Or is that an error?

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    Lisa Woller

    Here are ten facts:

    Fact 1: You're reading this

    Fact 2: You're sick and tired of these kind of comments

    Fact 3: I was lying about ten facts

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    M G

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    BALLITO LUNCH LADY

    For South African Properties, check out ( Hennie Steyn ) on youtube… FANTASTIC PROPERTIES!

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