Conan Buys Waterfront Property In Greenland – CONAN on TBS

Conan Buys Waterfront Property In Greenland – CONAN on TBS


(audience cheering and applauding) After failing to broker the purchase of Greenland in Nuuk, I headed north to give it one last shot. (dramatic music) This one here.
I brought you [Conan] Look. this little girl. Oh my God. Not to keep, obviously. No, sorry. (audience laughing) (child giggling) Oh, you got me! (exclaiming) (child giggling) You like that one, you like that one. Wow, look at that. And there’s a cruise ship. Everyone on that cruise ship has diarrhea. (child giggling) (audience laughing) That is incredible. I don’t think I’ve seen an iceberg before. They used to be bigger. About 20 years ago they were three times bigger than now. Temperatures this July smashed heat records across the globe, and the impact was particularly tough on Greenland. Nearly half of Greenland’s ice sheet began melting this week after an unprecedented warm spell hit the arctic region. Temperatures were more than 40 degrees above average. [Helicopter Reporter] There’s enough ice in Greenland to raise sea levels by 25 feet world wide. If unprecedented changes are not made, and made soon, there will be irreversible damage to the planet. Ah. Broke again! (child giggling) With just an hour left before my flight home, I was finally able to buy some waterfront property. Okay, you get your ice. We’re getting really close, this is cool. This is the dumbest thing we’ve ever done. (audience laughing) (dramatic music) There’s no way. It’s not even going in. Oh wait, there’s a little crack right here. Oh props, (beep) props. (audience laughing) (audience laughing and applauding) It just occurred to me, it’d be funny if this is how the Titanic sank, they were trying to get a gag iceberg shot, (audience laughing) and they got too close. (dramatic music) Here we go! Ready? Oh, we’re already drifting away. We’ve gotta go back. I need to get down here. (dramatic music) (audience laughing) Back! Dammit! (audience laughing and clapping) Don’t let it fall. The sign’s falling apart. It’s not gonna stay. Do we have anything to fix this? All right, let’s go! (dramatic music) (upbeat music) (audience cheering) No icebergs were injured in the making of this video. (dramatic music) (audience cheering and applauding)

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    Michael OMalley

    I think Greenland might be the only country that would actually benefit from those glaciers melting kind of right? I’m probably not factoring a lot of ecological effects and consequences but if the ice melted there might be some decent land underneath. Who knows there may even be some valuable natural resources to exploit.

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    Geir Endre Jenssen

    Why should Trump buy Greenland?
    The Ice there will melt and flow down to USA in a few years, so he'll get almost all of Greenland for free.
    Now that's a cool bargain. Just wait and get it for free.
    Wonder if Conan will make fun of it then… oh wait, of course he will. That's the only thing he's good at.

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    David Grider

    One thing for sure, Turmp put Greenland on the map. I bet half the young folks today didn't know Greenland existed let alone find it on the map. Even less know that Greenland is in North America. Yes it is. People actually argue about this. Technically speaking and in every way, It lies on the North American tectonic plate. Just ask anybody if Green land is part of North America or Europe, most will tell you Europe. Yet, if you fly from Chicago to London you will fly right over Greenland, it's like half way. Trump did Greenland a favor. He probably wasn't all that serious about it. It's the media that made all the hoopla about it. I bet the Google Maps searches on Greenland went up 1000%.

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    Shalani K

    I must say this a sad view of what's happening to the world. Just imagine how big the iceburgs should have been to sink a Titanic. Save the planet.

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    Lorie Ca

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    Conan Buys Waterfront Property In Greenland – CONAN on TBS

    would be bom again and reach outwards. His heart beat madly and the noise of life about him sank to an unheard murmur. He remembered his dream on Solaria and he understood it at last. He lifted his head and he could see through all the steel and concrete and humanity above him. He could see the beacon set in space to lure men outwards. He could see it shining down — the naked sun.” “When you have a decision to make, get all the factors in front of you and look at the situation as a whole.

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    RevolveR

    Conan should do a documentary/movie of all places he’s traveled it would be awesome and hilarious .would buy for sure 👍

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    Andrew Marshall

    Obviously Conana thinks he’s the world savior . Hey dumbass have you ever heard of the planets cyclical motions ?

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    Red Balloon

    This is why I respect Conan. He actually included a shot at the end to prove he or his team didn't disregard the sign on an iceberg. It's a small but meaningful gesture

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    kilroy987

    Enough ice on Greenland to raise oceans 25 feet. Um… if it's floating ice, no. It doesn't work that way, although there will be a small difference in sea levels if it all melted. If it's ice on land and it melts and flows into the sea, then yes, that will raise sea levels. But 25 feet? Don't know about that. Ocean waters getting warmer, however, will absolutely affect sea levels.

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    Peng Win

    "If unprecedented changes are not made soon, there will be irreversible damage to the planet…" *Cut to Infant human child*

    I see what you did there…..;_;

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    Mikael Jensen

    End of clip shows typical American behaviour. Lets polute this clean water and this 55.000 year old piece of ice with some multicoloured chemical paint and some glued plywood…

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    Gelap Jinkuro

    After the news report clips about the global warming worsening, they transition it to Conan playing with the baby.
    I'm sure that's a message by Team COCO and Conan himself – Is this the future the next generation inheriting from us ?..

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    Sean Sartor

    If the US bought Greenland, Trumps environmental policies would DEFINITELY accelerate the ice melting , then Florida would be under water. Hmm ?!

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    Ebling Outdoors

    I love Conan just hope he starts staying away from politics more….funny how ppl in LA think everyone hates Trump… he'll win again so….

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    Cisneros H

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    Conan Buys Waterfront Property In Greenland – CONAN on TBS

    happens to us while we are making other plans.” “Once you realize you deserve a bright future, letting go of your dark past is the best choice you will ever make.” “Do what you love, love what you do, and with all your heart give yourself to it.” “When you do the right thing, you get the feeling of peace and serenity associated with it. Do it again and again.” “Always remember people who have helped you along the way, and don’t forget to lift someone up.” “Surround Yourself

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    Edgar Hernandez

    Names a country greenland. Complains when it’s actually starting to turn the color green. Smh this is why you people live isolated on an island because no one can stand your neediness! It’s almost as bad as my need for attention on YouTube and that’s why I made this joke.

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    Laser Space Ninja

    *discussion about how climate change will affect Greenland and the world* *cut to baby* *tears flow from my face*

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    Matthew Fifer

    "This is the dumbest thing we've ever done" — Conan O'Brien

    I don't know….I've seen them do some pretty dumb stuff…..and I loved all of it!

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    adam bennett

    Ice is dense, the sea level won't rise. when you hop in a bath what happens? the level rises your the ice burg. If you melt it won't continue to rise. You have a drink at the bar filled with whiskey and coke and ice. You go to the toilet come back the ice melts… does your drink over flow?? Comon ppl stop being so stupid

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    Mauricio S. Perez

    Conan, it’s gags like these that make you my most favorite Buffon.
    I love seeing you abroad, glad this was not scrapped from your new program.

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    Underleaf76

    "There's enough Ice in Greenland to raise the sea levels by 25' feet all over the world"…. I laughed so hard…… talk about over-exaggeration.

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    legasiguy

    Conan's tour through the icebergs are beautiful, however, it's very obvious that they're melting. 🙁 Where he put the sign is obviously a small piece of iceberg.

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    Herman L

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    Conan Buys Waterfront Property In Greenland – CONAN on TBS

    It was much worse.” “If I have learned anything in this long life of mine, it is this: in love we find out who we want to be; in war we find out who we are.” “You're beautiful in battle,“ said Dimitri. His cold voice carried to me clearly, even above the roar of combat. “Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven.““Funny,“ I said, shifting my hold on the stake. “That is kind of why I'm here.““Angels fall, Rose.” “It’s like some of us are chasing

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