It’s that time of year again.
It’s time to go back to school. I’m ready! Lincoln Loud in the house! But there’s a ton of stuff
you need before you start. We got here as fast as we could. So we made the Nickelodeon
back to school checklist guide. – Summer’s over.
– Aww. But school is an exciting new chapter. So you need to bring
a good sense of optimism. Who can help with that? Mr. Grouse? Don’t bother! Definitely not. How about SpongeBob?
He’s always in a good mood. Look on the bright side, Squidward.
At least we still have each other. Perfect! Next up,
you’re gonna need school supplies. But who can help you get those? I know, Henry Hart and Jasper can
help you find everything you need at Junk N’ Stuff. OK. And here’s your unitard for your dog. Oh… Thank you so much.
I’m surprising him tonight. One thing you can’t go to
school without is brain power. Who can help you with that? Patrick? [circus music playing] [laughing] It’s a giraffe. [laughing] Uh, thinking isn’t his strong suit. I know, Lisa’s a genius. She’ll lend you any
learning lesson she has. You were acting way too smart in class. It’s annoying everyone and
they’re taking it out on me. Can you please just try
and act like an average kid? That’s like asking a sea cucumber
to act like a cephalopod. I see someone didn’t do
his science homework. We don’t know exactly what you said,
but it sounds good to us. You simply change
the literal term to a coefficient, and the minuend will achieve
the desired quotient. Huh Patrick, that was actually
very intelligent, smart, thoughtful and coherent. Maybe you can help us out. Unfortunately, homework is
a necessary part of school too. Who can help you make sure it’s done?
SpongeBob? Now let’s see how it looks so far. The… Break time! Pacing always helps me think. Nope, it took him forever
just to write one word. I know, Charlotte is always
on top of her game. And she’ll make sure
you’re on top of yours too. Give me your wrist. Why are you holding my– Ow! You slapped me with my own hand! Yeah, now man up! Go tell Veronica you’re done with her, so you can get Bianca back
before it’s too late. OK. Or maybe I could just– Ow! School requires a lot of energy and
for that you need a nutritious lunch. Who can whip something up for you?
Lincoln? This is my favorite sandwich, Lily. Peanut butter and sauerkraut.
You can’t chew it yet, but… [blender whirring] You can drink it! Pooh-pooh. Nope, that’ll just give you
a trip to the nurse’s office. I know, Mr. Krabs runs the finest
eating establishment in Bikini Bottom. Where are we? Why we’re at none other
than the Krusty Krab! Home of the world famous Krabby Patty! What’s a Krabby Patty? He can give you a good meal
for a good deal. You’re also gonna need
a fresh outfit on your first day. Who should help with that? Kid Danger? That outfit is cool, but you don’t
want everyone to learn your super-secret identity. What about Patrick? My pants. Hey, I can’t see! Those shorts are cool, but we’re pretty
sure you need to wear a shirt in school. How about Leni? She’s a fashionista. Live on the edge with a polka dot skirt. No, no. What did I tell you about
wearing socks with sandals? Oh, only if they’re colorful or ironic. Looking good. Next, you might wanna join some clubs. There’s a bunch of different people
who can help you here. Lucy can help you join
the mortician’s club, if you’re into that sort of thing. Lincoln? What in Hades handbag
are you doing here? Oh well, I was hoping to join you guys. I’ve really taken an interest
in death lately. Ah, a dead snake! Luan Loud can help you
join the comedy club. The punch line is ‘piece of cake’. [laughing] Oh, his delivery was a little crumby. [laughing] Kid Danger can get you
into the dodgeball club. Now! And Sandy can get you
into the science club. Sounds painful. Science makes everything
sound painful, SpongeBob. – And the karate club.
– Hiya! Look SpongeBob, we both
brought our karate gear. Great minds think alike, I suppose. And if you’re joining clubs, you might
wanna try out for a sports team too. Who can help with that? Kid Danger? – Ready, Henry?
– Yeah, go. Spit! He has a super power,
so I guess that’s not fair. Lynn Loud plays every sport
in the history of sports, so she’ll be perfect. I have basketball practice,
football practice, lacrosse try-outs and a hockey game.
All before Thursday. And if sports aren’t your thing,
maybe you’ll want to try out for the school play.
Should Luan help with that? Hey everybody, can’t wait to rehearse. Whoa! Heavens, my dear girl!
Are you OK? Oh, it’s nothing.
Probably just a slipped disc, no pun intended. Uh, comedy is more her thing anyway. I know, Captain Man
and Kid Danger can help. They were actually just
put under a musical spell and can really belt out a tune. ♪ ‘Cause you’re Captain Man
You are the best ♪ ♪ Give it up, give it up Henry ♪ ♪ You’re Captain Man ♪ ♪ And I will not rest
Until I see you try to win, baby ♪ ♪ Captain Man ♪ And if acting isn’t your thing, maybe you’ll wanna try out
for the school band. What about Patrick? Is mayonnaise an instrument? Can’t be in a band if you don’t know
what an instrument is. What about Squidward? [doorbell ringing] Yeah uh, we’re with
the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have
a dying animal on the premises. No. I know, Luna can help. She’s a bonafide rock star. Thank you! Squidward can lead the band though. ♪ And it’s sweet
Sweet, sweet victory yeah ♪ If you wanna succeed in school, you gotta have a plan
to get through the day. Lincoln and Clyde can help with this
because they always have a plan. We need a plan. I know, we train some squirrels
to go in and attack them. While they’re busy getting rabies,
we grab the candy. And to actually get to school,
you need transportation. Who should help you
get to school? SpongeBob? Mayday! Mayday! If he’s driving, you might not
get there in one piece. What about Leni? [screaming] Make it stop! [screaming] Same problem. I know, Schwoz can hook you up
with the Man Copter. Skip the traffic and
arrive to school in style. Hey, why are we taking this helicopter? I thought we were gonna take
the Man Copter. Because before you get to fly
my super cool Man Copter, which does exist, you first need to learn
on the rental helicopter. We did it! We checked off everything. You’re ready for the best
school year ever. Comment below with the character
you’d wanna be in class with the most, And we’ll see you next time on
the Nickelodeon back to school checklist guide.